Damon: What’s so special about this Bella girl? Edward’s so whipped! (…)
Damon: Oh, I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Caroline: How come you don’t sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.
Caroline: And why don’t you burn in the sun?
Damon: I have a ring. (…)
Damon: This book, by the way, has it all wrong.
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Damon talking about Twilight.